May 2013
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
kingofbear:
when someone says their eyes change colour
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
astudyintimelords:
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET
THANK YOU
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
an open letter to yahoo
dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes:
deanisanactualprincess:
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
and get rid of ask and post limit
Please
don’t
make
us
use
THE PUPPY DOG EYES
gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
Whovians, I just found out that this year we can...
sparrowholmes:
superwholockier:
onna4:
hislostshadow:
onna4:
hislostshadow:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
IT MEANS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY WILL BE ON THE SAME DAY OF THE WEEK THE SHOW FIRST STARTED
FUCKING SHIT
TIMELORDS
